Jamey: You can't make a soul contract

Faz: Why not?

Jamey: First of all you're not a demon, second of all you need my dad's authenticity signature, and third of all I don't have a soul.

Faz: But I can make my own!! I'll take the stamp of authenticity!!

Jamey: Sorry baby, but that's gonna be hard to do.

Faz: *huffs*

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Angelo: *stamps it* There you go! Exact copy of Lucy's signature.

Faz: Thanks Angelo!~

Angelo: Now keep your end of the bargain.

Faz: oh! *takes out his wallet and gives him the photos* Photos of all the children.

Angelo: *squeals* I have pictures of my grand babies now!~

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Faz: *shows him* I own you now!!~

Jamey: What?! How'd you get my dad to sign it?!

Faz: He's got a wife!!

Jamey: .... I'm impressed.