Felix: *hugs Jerry all bloody* Babe!! I just ripped out this jerk's teeth one by one!!

Jerry: Why?

Felix: He cut in front of me at sonic's!! So I took him to the bathroom and ripped out his teeth!

Jerry: How'd you lock the door?

Felix: Duck tape!

Jerry: wow!

Felix: Right?! I'm also really horny and I wanna fuck you against the wall.

Jerry: But I wanna make christmas cookies.

Felix: *whines* Well do it naked while wearing an apron! I wanna smash!

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Coal: Joooohn. Can we have christmas cookies?

John: *huffs* I already bought cookies.

Mike: But we like the ones you made.

John: Too bad. I already bought these one's.

Coal: *pouts*

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Coal: *thrusting into John's mouth hard*

John: *choking and gagging on him*

Mike: *watches eating a donut* That's hot. *sips some coffee*

Coal: You can join y'know.

Mike: I know, I just ate though.

Coal: So your gonna wait?

Mike: yep. Also I think John's gonna pass out.

John: *slowly blinks and starts slipping out of consciousness*

Coal: *pulls out* Sorry babe!

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