Felix: Boo!

Gage: *blinks at him* ....

Felix: ..... wait you're too young to be my target.

Gage: Hi I'm Gage!! Are you a ghost?!

Felix: No! I'm an Incubus!

Gage: What's that??

Felix: Ehh... You're too young to know that yet.

Gage: Oh

Felix: *gets out a piece of paper* am I at the right house? Is there a guy named John Camila?

Gage: That's my Daddy! *grabs his teddy bear*

Felix: ah... Where is your daddy?

Gage: Taking a shower!

Felix: *ruffles up his hair* Such a good boy. *pinches his cheek softly*

Gage: *laughs*

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Felix: *hums floating around and finally finds the bathroom* Gotcha~ *opens the door* Hm. No locks.

John: *washing out the soap in his hair*

Felix: *floats up and peeks over the curtain* Holy shit.

John: *hears that and looks around*

Felix: *already out* He's got a massive dong!

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Max: Calm down Babe.

Jerry: I will not calm down!! You had sex with- with this thing!! *points at Coal*

Coal: I'm not a thing.

Max: Coal's an old boyfriend!

Jerry: You are my property! You agreed and signed the contract!!

Max: Yes I did, but-

Jerry: I should just starve then! *walks over to the door and opens it* I'm leaving.

Max: Aw c'mon Babe! Don't go!!

Coal: *closes the door* Yeah! Besides, I'm always up for a threesome.

Jerry: ... threesome?

Max: *gapes* You don't know what a threesome is???!!!

Coal: We have to fix that right now.

Jerry: No! I don't trust either of you right now.

Max: too late!~

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Faz: I'm not your property y'know.

Jamey: But you signed the contract.

Faz: Because you told me it would get rid of you!!

Jamey: Not my fault you're gullible.

Faz: *growls and rubs his face*

Jamey: You're my food. *grabs him by the shirt* And you do what I say.