Angelo: Did you wanna go to Earth?

Loren: I hate living. Never again. So I'll choose Heaven.

Angelo: They always do. *sends him up to heaven*

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Loren: Holy shit! I have wings! And a halo!

Mrs.Whiskers: *meows at him*

Jehovah: Hey Loren! Ooh sorry, we can't have cats here.

Loren: But she gets a pass. *gives him the paper*

Jehovah: Right. *sighs* Right this way!

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Yeah I'm gonna make Heaven really boring.