Mixed au
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Max: Hey Jerry? Can I ask you a question?

Jerry: Sure! Fire away!

Max: Can ya tell me why you have holes in your chairs and sofas?

Jerry: *blushes a bit* Well you see...

Felix: *slaps his ass* Easy access!!

Jerry: *jolts and shudders smiling*

Max: Easy access?

Jerry: Felix likes it when I sit on his face~ but he didn't like that he couldn't grab my ass when I was sitting down.

Max: Is that why all your pants have holes in them
Too?

Jerry: *nods*

Felix: I may have gotten carried away. *puts his hand on his ass and rubs his hole* But it is for easy access.

Jerry: *rubs his legs together biting his bottom lip*

Max: .....You guys are seriously horny.