Baby
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Carmey: Daddy I wanna be like you when I grow up!!

Max: *laughs nervously* Do you really want to baby? I mean... I have a dangerous job.

Carmey: Dajarous? Mommy says all you do is eat an sleep on the cooch.

Max: ........... *sobs in american*

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Carmey: *puts on Max's police hat and grabs his gun* Put em up! *points it at him*

Max: *screams and takes it away from her*

Carmey: aww...

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Carmey: sowwey Dr. Monky! You been dinking! *puts her stuffed Monkey against the wall* I'm gonna haft to take you in! *handcuffs the monkey with toy handcuffs*

Jerry: *concerned noises*

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Carmey: *gasps* Mommy!

Jerry: *drinking wine* Hm?

Carmey: *holds out a breathalyzer* Blow!

Jerry: Blow? *giggles* I'll blow daddy tonight~ *hiccups*

Carmey: *puts it in his mouth and looks at the numbers before gasping again* zero point tirty-two?! Mommy bad!

Jerry; *hiccups again* B-bad?~ Me?~ Nooooo *hic* ooooo.

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Max: Carmey you're taking this awfully seriously.

Carmey: I wanna be like you!!

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Teen

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Carmey: I wish I was like Ma.

Max: *clutches heart dramatically*