Damien: First of all! How old are you? *sits on the couch*

Jake: *sits across from him on a different couch* F-fifteen sir!

Damien: Fifteen?! Psssh, No way!! You're really tall!! you probably have a tiny cock too. *pouts*

Jake: *blushes and twiddles his fingers* N-not really.

Damien: *looks at him interested* What do you mean "not really?"

Jake: I come from a man name John. He's my dad and well.. he's got a 14 inch cock.

Damien: *chokes on his saliva and coughs looking at him* 14 inches?!! He's basically my dad!! Actually I'm pretty sure he's bigger, but still!!

Jake: Yeah well.. genetics and all that.

Damien: Let me see it!! *gets down on his knees and unbuckles his pants*

Jake: *squeaks and covers his face blushing*

Damien: *pulls down his boxers and gasps* No way. I need a measuring tape.

Jake: *still blushing while covering his face*

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Jake's gonna die XD