Lucifer: *sighs on his bed relaxing* Feels nice to unwind.

Ms.Whiskers: *climbs onto the bed and lays against him meowing*

Lucifer: Oh hello. *pats her head* Finally gave you a new name?

Ms.Whiskers: *meows*

Lucifer: Of course not. *sits up and grabs her* You're such a nice kitty. A good one too.

Ms.Whiskers: *meows and bites his hand*

Lucifer: *laughs hearty* Of course you aren't.

Ms.Whiskers: *meows*

Angelo: *bursts in* Your cheating on me aren't you?!!

Lucifer: WHAT?!

Angelo: *gasps and quickly takes a picture*

Lucifer: Delete that!!

Angelo: noo~

Lucifer: AHHHHHHHHH

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Lucifer: so who created you?

God: Nobody.

Lucifer: So you believe that no one created you?

God: That's right.

Lucifer: Does that mean you're an atheist?

God: *opens his mouth to say something and closes it thinking*

Lucifer: *snickers*