Max: Is everyone here?

Jamey: Yeah

Faz: Yes

Max: ..... Jerry? *looks around*

~ Meanwhile ~

Jerry: I'll trade you two gold coins for.... 20 apples.

Man: Bah! Only two?

Jerry: You have no value over gold. Alright Alright. A basket of apples for this ruby. *takes it out*

Man: *inspects it first* Hm... deal. *gives him the basket*

~ Back ~

Max: Has anyone seen a short boy with black hair and emerald green eyes that you could easily get lost in?!!

Jamey+Faz: *facepalms*

Woman: Could you be more descriptive?

Max: Well he walks kinda gayish, he... oh! He's got a big ass. A real rounded one.

Woman: *points over at Jerry*

Jerry: *walking back carrying a basket of apples*

Max: Jerry!!! Where have you been?!

Jerry: Buying food for us! I got apples!

Max: oh.

Faz: Yay! Apples!

Jamey: I want peaches.

Jerry: You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.

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~ Campfire time!! ~

Jamey: *sleeping while hugging Faz*

Faz: *cuddled into him*

Max: *hums scooting closer to Jerry* So~

Jerry: *takes off his gloves* So?

Max: Question, how experienced are you?

Jerry: Depend on what you're asking about. Hand to hand combat? Yep. Spells? Nope. Sex? Definitely. Blowjobs? Fuck yeah dude.

Max: *nodding along*

Jerry: But you're asking about something specific huh?

Max: no just the sex stu-

Jerry: Riches!! We're damn rich! Because we steal!!!

Max: What?

Jerry: I lure people into a sense of security than bam! Dead!! I kill people for the riches that Jamey sleeps on!

Max: Oka-

Jerry: I once bathed in the blood of my friends, enemies, allies or whatever and lived in it!! I stole from that man that THINKS I bought a basket of apples for a ruby when I just got them for free!!! *smiles at him* I stole the ruby, his Wife's picture and many more!! *giggles*

Max: .........

Jerry: Crazy right?

Max: .... I can still date you right?

Jerry: Yes. I'm single. *pulls him into a kiss*

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How am I NOT gonna make Jerry crazy?