Jay: Bella, How do I get girls to like me?

Bella: hmm... Girls like one thing, it's tits!

Jay: really?

Bella: *nods* If you have big tits, you'll do fine.

Jay: *looks at her chest then looks at her own* umm..

Bella: ah I see. You are a F.L.A.T my friend.

Jay: A flat?

Bella: Forever Lacking Any Tits!! You're flat chested!!

Jay: O-oh! What should I do?

Bella: Well.. either find a girl that likes small boobs, or get breast implants?

Jay: What's Breast Implants?

Bella: Mutters: Jeez straight to the Breast Implants huh? *clears throat* It's surgery to make your boobs bigger.

Jay: oh! Maybe I should do that.

Bella: mutters: Or go with the first option, like no biggie.

Jay: Thanks for the advice Bella!! *smiles and runs off*

Bella: Another person helped!!

Axel: You literally gave the worst advice in mankind. You could've told her to go meet a few people, get to know them y'know?

Bella: *sticks tongue out at him*