Felix: I just don't think it's that serious? It's great here. We constantly get fed dragon dick. It's perfect.

Tyler: My butt hurts though. *laying in his lap sulking* How come your butt doesn't hurt?

Felix: Because I'm not a little bitch that bends over all the time?

Tyler: *pouts* I don't bend over all the time! *snuggles his head into his neck* Sometimes i get held.

Felix: *strokes his hair* Aw well isn't that nice?

Tyler: It is. *smiles softly*

Felix: That still makes you a little bitch who bends over dumbass.

Tyler: Ugh. *shoves his face away* You're a dick. Where's Johnny? Johnny!

Felix: Ah there's that bratty spoilt prince I once knew.