Felix: *holding onto Tyler* You can't be mad at me! It was Tyler's idea!

Tyler: Huh?

John: *rubs his forehead before pointing at Felix* Spankings for you! And because you- *points at Tyler* Didn't listen to me, you get collared and no clothes! On all fours only!

Tyler: *whimpers and whines* I'm sorry! Don't be mad at me Johnny! *gets on his knees hugging John's leg* I'm sorry!! *tears up*

Felix: Why does Tyler not get spankings?

John: He's sensitive.

Felix: Exactly! Make him cry!

John: *gestures to Tyler crying and hugging his leg*

This is mostly crack XD