Lucifer: Are you done now or what? *impatiently waiting for Angelo*

Chris: *sitting on the counter* He's obviously not done dumbass.

Angelo: *laughs a bit and keeps eating his cereal* Nearly!

Lucifer: Don't call me a dumbass you bitch. *glares at Chris*

Chris: Cry about it. *sticks tongue out*

~~~~~~~~

Angelo: *holding Lucifer's hand while walking happily* So are we still checking out that haunted house later?

Chris: Depends when I finish my homework. *on his phone while walking*

Lucifer: Nerd. *squeezes Angelo's hand* We should make out there.

Angelo: *grins* We can do that~

Chris: I'm not going if you're both going to be horny fucks. *deadpans at them* That's fucking gross.

Angelo: You're just jealous!

Chris: Of what? *stares at him blankly*

Lucifer: Of us! Obviously.

Chris: ... Sure. If that helps you sleep at night.

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Lucifer: *grabs Angelo's ass and kisses him hard pushing him up against the lockers*

Angelo: *squeaks a bit and kisses back eagerly, pulling him close*

Chris: You guys are on my locker.

Lucifer: *ignores him kisses and biting at his lips*

Angelo: *giggling and letting out happy noises*

Chris: Bruh.