Max: *growls a bit and buries his face into the mattress*

Jamey: Oh stop it.

Max: *ignores him*

Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* You're being a brat.

Max: Shut up.

Jamey: You shut up.

Max: No, you shut the fuck up.

Jamey: You shut the fuck up bitch.

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Angelo: Aren't we so lucky? We have a human, two wonderfully obedient demons that only want to please us.

Lucifer: Oh Yeah- when are we changing Tyler to a demon?

Angelo: We can't.

Lucifer: *pouts* Why?

Angelo: Tyler and Felix are very co dependent on each other-

Lucifer: Exactly! I want them dependent on us!

Angelo: No baby.

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