Faz: *sitting in Chris's lap wrapped up in a towl*

Chris: *drying his hair* Alex can you get your brother to hurry up? We don't want to be late.

Alex: *nods and walks over to the bathroom* Maxi! Hurry up! *knocks on the door*

Max: Y-yeah! I'll be done in a sec!

Alex: Okay! *smiles softly and goes back to Chris* I think he's crying again.

Chris: *looks up concerned and nods* Alright. I'll talk to him when he's dressed.

~~~~~

Chris: What to y'all want for dinner?

Faz: Fish!

Max: *groans* We are not having stupid fucking fish again!

Faz: *pouts and whines* Yes!

Chris: *rubs his face* Enough boys! Alex you didn't whine. What do you want for dinner?

Alex: Mac and cheese!

Chris: *nods* Mac and cheese it is.

Max+Faz: *pouts*

~~~~~~~~~

Faz: *sucking on a binky*

Chris: *holding Max in his arm panting a bit looking a bit dissolved* Where the hell did you get that from?

Faz: *giggles*

Max: *arms crossed sulking* I nearly got that fucker too.

Chris: Stop trying to fight fucking bears, do you know how that might look to your little brother?

Max: He's dumb! He doesn't understand anything! *gestures to him*

Faz: *claps his hands giggling happily*

Alex: He's not dumb!- Hey where did you get this from? *kneels down next to Faz looking at the binky before looking at Chris*

Chris: I don't know- Can you take it off him? He's too old and I don't know where it came from.

Faz: *perks up in realization before getting up and running away* Muffled: No! Mine!

Alex: *follows after him* Fazzy!

~~~~~~

Chris: *staring down Alex*

Alex: *staring back stubbornly* ..

Chris: Who was that kid you were kissing?

Alex: No one.

Chris: *growls* You're too young!

Alex: I didn't do anything.

Chris: oOoOOooh. You are playing a dangerous game kid.

Alex: Don't know what your talking bout. *looks at his nails unbothered*

~~~~~~~~~

Jamey: *curled up with Faz holding onto him sleeping*

Faz: *sucking on his thumb while asleep*

Angelo: Aww~ They're so cute~ *covers them up* Take a picture Lucy!

Lucifer: No. *on his phone*

Angelo: *deadpans* You suck. *takes a picture himself* Aww. My sweet little devils.

~~~~~~~~~

Max: *hiding from Jerry*

Jerry: *sits in front of where he's hiding* Are you scared of me?

Max: N-No! .... M-maybe a little?

Jerry: *looks under the table cloth* I wouldn't hurt you.

Max: .. W-what about those? *points at his tentacles* .. They l-look like my mommy's.

Jerry: *giggles a bit* You're mommy looks different in the pictures.

Max: O-oh- I mean.. my other mommy. My mommy gave me to her. Then Chris got me after. Because Alex told him about me. *staring at his hands* Yeah..

BABIES.