Shadow: I'm hungry. *whines unhappily*

Amelio: And I'm horny! Let's kill two birds with one stone-

Shadow: You're not getting your dick anywhere near my face. *glares at him*

Amelio: *pouts* Are you still mad?

Shadow: Yes! You fucking pissed on me!

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Jake: Damien. *clears his throat*

Damien: Yes? *puts his phone down and brushes Link's hair*

Jake: *blushes* Can you- uh.. Meet me in the bedroom?

Link: Are you two going to have sex?

Ivy: And now we go to grandpa's. *picks Link up and teleports away*

Damien: Yay! Sex time!

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Angelo: Well.. Well.. Well.. Lookie here. *grabs Lucifer's collar* What a sexy little fucking slut. *grins*

Lucifer: *grunts and growls a bit*

Angelo: *kisses him slowly and gently* Gorgeous. So very gorgeous. *smiles* Now come on pet! *pulls on the leash* Let's go.

Lucifer: I hate you.

Angelo: You only say woof woof! *tuts at him*

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