Link: You're so cool Ellie!

Ellie: *smug* I know right?

Link: But daddy says you eat boogers.

Ellie: W-What?! *glares at Damien*

Damien: *laughing his ass off*

Ellie: I do not! I don't eat boogers!

Link: But daddy-

Ellie: You're daddy's dumb!! He's stupid!!

Damien: you're stupid! You eat boogers you weirdo!!

Damien making fun of children is like the best thing ever.