Karl: *leans against Shadow's locker with a grin*

Link: You know he's gonna just beat you up right? And that he's got a boyfriend?

Karl: Pffft- We have a connection. Plus he's just playing hard to get-

Shadow: What are you doing? *deadpanning*

Karl: Hi Shads! *beams and gives him some flowers* How's the most handsome person in the world going?

Amelio: I'm amazing, thank you for asking. *takes the flowers* These are amazing. Thanks kid. *grins at him*

Shadow: *rolls his eyes and looks at Karl annoyed* Move.

Karl: Aw come on-

Shadow: *grabs his shirt and yanks him down to his level* If you keep standing there like a fucking idiot, I'll tear you to fucking shreds. Fuck off. *shoves him away before glancing at Link* Hi.

Link: Hi shads! *beams at him and gives him a hug*

Karl: Aww. *pouts*

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Amelio: *pins Shadow against his locker, kissing and biting at his neck roughly* Mm~ My pretty babydoll~

Shadow: *whimpers covering his mouth, flustered and embarrassed* A-ami-

Amelio: *pulls away looking at him lustfully* I should cum on that pretty face of yours, show everyone you're mine.

Shadow: *bares his teeth* You're one to talk. You're a fucking perv that needs to understand that he's taken. *grabs a fistful of his hair and yanks it back licking up his neck* You belong to me. *bites his neck, leaving a mark*

Amelio: *groans a bit and grins* Fuck.. Baby-

Allie: Ew. Get a room. *walks past them with Koda*

Koda: *snorts and walks to his locker* What's the point in that babe? They're obviously trying to make a statement.

Shadow: *goes purple and shoves Amelio away crossing his arms* Shut the fuck up!

Amelio: *stumbles into Koda and Allie* Woah!

Koda: *steadies him* No need to get embarrassed Shads, you literally have a massive boner.

Shadow: *looks down and goes purple* Fuck off. I hate you all. *storms off*

Amelio: *chases after him* It's okay babydoll! I got one too! We can fix our problem together!

Shadow: Shut up!

Koda+Allie: *laughs*

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Felix: Now I want you to be honest with me, you absolutely used protection and birth control?

Shadow: *groans* I'm a fucking dude! I don't get pregnant-

Felix: No- You're a shape shifting demon hybrid! You can get pregnant.

Shadow: *blanks* What?

Felix: Why do you think I can?

Shadow: Wait- No what the fuck? *stares at him*

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Flaz: Holy shit. *bursts out laughing*

Shadow: What? *deadpanning* What's so fucking funny?

Flaz: *snorts* You're just so short. Like Smelly.

Mel: *growls and crosses his arms* I'm not fucking short! You just got dad's tallness!

Shadow: *deadpans and kicks Flaz in the shins* Fuck you. *walks off*

Flaz: *falls to the ground whining* Ow!

Mel: *laughs* That's what you get brat!

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Ivy: Now Shadow- I need you to be honest with me.. Does this dress make me look fat?

Shadow: Yes.

Ivy: Really? *looks in the mirror*

Shadow: No you fucking idiot. You're not even fat, now shut the fuck up and let's go to the movies already.

Ivy: You're so mean.

Shadow: Shut up and go get Link.

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Also Shadow is mean because he got bullied when his skin and eyes started to change colour! In like middle school/beginning of high school

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Kids

Shadow: We're twins.

Koda: We're not.

Allie: *holding onto Amelio's arm looking at them afraid* ..

Amelio: Hi! I'm Amelio and this is Allie! We're besties!

Shadow: That's like Kody and me! But we're brothers, twins and besties!

Koda: *groans* We're not.

Shadow: *looks at Koda angrily* Yes we are! *huffs and yanks Koda down by his shirt* Okay?

Koda: *sighs dramatically and wraps his arms around Shadow with a grin* Okay.

Allie: *giggles a bit*

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Teens

Shadow: Well he's my lover now.

Allie: *confused* I thought you guys were twins?

Shadow: *crosses his arms* We are. Just not related so don't even think about trying to steal away my pumpkin pie!

Koda: *looks out of his room* Stop telling everyone we date!

Shadow: We are though! *pouts* Why do you lie my snookems? *gives him a playful smile*

Koda: *tries not to smile and groans* You're literally the worst.

Shadow: *grins* I love you too my gooey love mess~

Amelio: Wait.... You two date?!

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Shadow: *snuggles into Koda's bed* This is the best!

Koda: *deadpans* Get out. Allie's coming over.

Shadow: *whines* No! This was my bed before him! You're side bitch isn't having it!

Amelio: Technically you're the side bitch now. *grins and jumps on the bed* We both are. *lays on him dramatically*

Shadow: *groans and huffs* I'm never the side bitch.

Allie: *giggles and kisses Koda's cheek* Really?

Shadow: Yes really!

Amelio: You'd never be my side bitch~

Shadow: .... What the hell is wrong with you? You're an idiot. *pushes his face away*

Amelio: *tries giving him kisses* Let's get together babydoll! It'd be like.. super romantic-

Allie+Koda: In the most depressing way.

Amelio+Shadow: *looks at them glaring* What does that mean?!

Koda: W-well-

Allie: *laughs awkwardly* You both have like..

Koda+Allie: Depression?

Koda: Badly.

Shadow: ... You were suppose to be my lover from another mother but you fucked up. *pouts*

Amelio: Wow! You really said that Allie? Now you owe me titty pics.

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Shadow is cracked