Chris: *absolutely exhausted with his head in his hands* Mumbles: Thank you. *looks up at him tiredly* I owe you for this.

Angelo: *smiles and bounces Faz on his hip* It's no problem! We're gonna have tons of fun!

Max: *a little upset* Can't you come with us Chris? *twists his hands together anxiously* Please?

Angelo: *leans down and ruffles Max's hair* I know it's hard Maxi, but you'll just be spending a few hours at our house. *smiles at him*

Alex: *beams holding Max's hand* It'll be fun! We get to play with Jerry and Jamey! *beams*

Chris: *smiles slightly* I'm just catching up on some sleep kiddo, nothing too exciting I promise.

Max: *pouts a little not to happy with it but accepting defeat* .. Promise to keep your phone off silent?

Chris: *grins* As if I wouldn't when my precious babies aren't with me. *stands up tiredly and kisses Faz's forehead before bending down and kissing Max's and Alex's* Behave boys. Okay?

Faz: Otay daddy! *playing with Angelo's hair happily*

Max: Okay. *holds Alex's hand*

Alex: You got it! *salutes playfully*

Angelo: Okay then let's go children!

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Angelo: *watching the kids*

Lucifer: Can't believe he's not here blabbing on about how unsafe it is for his kids to be here.

Angelo: *hums leaning into him* He's tired. Single father with 3 kids? *tsks softly* Don't know how he does it.

Lucifer: It's pretty easy-

Angelo: *gives him a look* Don't.

Lucifer: *huffs* Fair enough.

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Jamey: My knee hurts.

Chris: Well yeah you fell over, of course it's gonna hurt. *grabs a wet clean cloth and gently wipes the dirt off* You heal pretty fast right?

Jamey: *watches him quietly* ... I guess so.

Chris: *nods and puts some cream on it before popping a spiderman bandaid on* Alright. Well that should make it feel better and help with the healing process. *takes him off the counter and ruffles his hair* Be careful.

Jamey: Okay. *walks back over to Faz*

Faz: *waiting eagerly for him* Cupscake!

Jamey: *smiles a bit* Muffin!

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Max: You're weally pwetty. 

Jerry: *giggles* So is you!

Max: *blushes a bit and rubs the back of his neck* Noo..

Jerry: Yes you is! So pwetty! *giggles*

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Chris: *covered in blood panting heavily while holding a crow bar* I'm sick of these stupid fuckers. *glaring down at a shadow demon* Stupid fucks. *looks out into the forest absolutely pissed* They're my kids.

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Some spice to throw into the AU.

Shadow "demons" - Basically demons that have gone rogue. Max's "other" parents obviously survived somehow and want their little pet back so they send the shadow demons after him. Not that any of the kids know that. That's why Chris is so tired.

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Lucifer: You look like shit.

Chris: *doesn't pay him any attention and puts Faz down* Be careful okay? *watches the boys run off* I'll call you when it's time for snacks and water Kay?

Max+Alex+Faz: Kay! *runs off*

Angelo: *gives Lucifer a look* Stop it.

Lucifer: Are you telling me he doesn't look like shit right now? *crosses his arms*

Chris: *rolls his eyes* Funny, with that coming from someone like you.

Lucifer: Someone like me?- What the fuck is that suppose to mean?

Chris: *looks at him boredly* What ever you want it to mean Lucifer.

Angelo: Okay- Let's just go back to glaring at each other quietly!

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Love this AU uwu