Faz: *pouting* Daddy.

Chris: Yes sweetheart? *doing a crossword puzzle*

Faz: I wan' cupscake to comes 'ere to pway wid me. *twirls his hair with his finger* Pwease?

Chris: *looks up* You better not being calling Lucifer's kid cupcake. *raises an eyebrow*

Faz: *giggles* Cupscake! *beams at him and raises his arms giggling* Pwease?

Chris: *deadpans picking him up* Fine. I'll see if he can, but you better not hold hands or any of that shit.

Faz: *giggles cuddling into him chirping*

Max: Well if Jamey can come over, can Jerry come too?

Chris: No.

Max: *offended* But Chris! That's not even fair!

Chris: .... *groans* Fine! *grabs his phone* You brats are so annoying.

~~~~~~~

Lucifer: *death staring Chris*

Chris: *ignoring him while watching the kids*

Lucifer: I don't like you.

Chris: Okay? Good for you.

Angelo: Boys boys. Stop fighting.