Damien: You're just upset he fucked Jerry. *deadpanning* Which is stupid because you fucked Max.

Lucifer: Can you leave?

Damien: Nope. You also owe John and Nat an apology because you were being a dick. *checking his nails*

Lucifer: *glares at Jake* Control you're wife.

Damien: Don't speak to my bitch! *shoves Lucifer*

Jake: *rolls his eyes watching them argue and fight*

~~~~~~

Jake: You're so dumb.

Damien: He was eyeing you up!

Jake: He hates me.

Damien: He needs to keep his eyes off of my-

Jake: *gives him a stern look* Call me a bitch again and I'll show ya who's the bitch.

Damien: ... God I love you~ *grins and kisses him hard*

~~~~~~~~~

Ivy: Daddy! I wanna hold Link!

Jake: Baby, Link's asleep right now.

Ivy: *pouts*

Jake: *picks her up* Maybe later when mommy gets home and Link's awake?

Ivy: Otay!