Shadow: Don't fucking bite my boyfriend!

Koda: Or what? You'll cry?

Shadow: *growls and tackles him onto the bed*

Koda: *grunts and wrestles with him happily thinking it's a game*

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Amelio: You know.. We both survived a bear attack.

Shadow: *covered in bite marks with a pissed off expression* ...

Amelio: ........ Except I didn't get pissed on-

Shadow: Shut the fuck up!