Shadow: How did you and da fall in love? *looking up at Tyler with big ol' eyes*

Tyler: Well.. He killed my parents and made me the richest bitch alive. *grins* Really a win - win type of situation.

Shadow: Aww! That's cute.

John: *looks at Felix* ... Did you really?

Felix: Duh. We made a deal! I possessed him and killed them and now he's the richest bitch alive. *grins*

John: ... Oh.. maybe don't tell our impressionable children that story.