Jamey: How the hell didn't you know about that war?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I dunno- I think I was on a honey-moon phase to be honest. I just met your mother around that time.

Jamey: *deadpans* Of course you did. While everything in my life was going to shit, you were having the time of yours.

Angelo: Cookies anyone? *holds out a tray*

Why not uwu