Faz: You're a dick.

Felix: You're a cuck. *smirks*

Faz: No I'm not!

Felix: *smug and raises an eyebrow* That's why you use to watch-

Faz: *growls unhappily and crosses his arms* Shut the fuck up! *turns away* Jamey! I wanna go home!

Jamey: *looks at John tiredly* You need to control your man more.

John: His only motivation is dick and currently he's mad at me because I invited you over. *grabs Felix's tail and drags him back into his lap* Stop shit stirring.

Felix: *curls up in his lap, sulking* M'not! I'm being a good boy!

John: *raises an eyebrow* Right.

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Idk random shitpost