A/b/o AU
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Felix: *leans into Nat watching him* Hm.

Nat: What? *looks at him feeling judged*

Felix: Nothing, nothing..

Nat: *deadpans*

Felix: That dress looks ugly.

Mike: *offended* I got him that dress!

Tyler: *watches them while curled up in his nest* ..

John: Felix! What have I said about insulting alpha's gifts for their Omega's? It's offensive.

Felix: It's a shit gift!

John: *glares at him*

Felix: You don't scare me alpha. *sticks tongue out*

John: Naughty beta! *spanks him*

Felix: *yelps* Hey! T-that hurt you ass!

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Felix: *bitch face while crossing his arms* I hate this.

Tyler: *cooes while snuggling up to him, purring and nuzzling his neck*

Felix: *tries not to coo* Fucking omega instincts. Ugh, you're better than this Ty! *grabs his face* All because of that dumb alpha.

John: *growls and bites Felix's neck threateningly*

Felix: .. Dumb pretty cool alpha?

John: *bites a bit harder*

Felix: *whines and submits* B-bitch.

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Mike: *snuggles up to Nat, feeding him fruit*

Felix: You all disgust me! With your animal instincts!

Tyler: *throws a ball of yarn*

Felix: *eyes go big and chases it on all fours making happy chitters*

John: *smirks a bit while holding a laser* He's so funny.