Lucifer: *glaring at Chris* You're a fuck face.

Chris: *unbothered while checking his nails* Right. Whatever, I'm just here to tell you that my kid isn't working under you anymore.

Jamey: What?! *stands up alarmed*

Lucifer: Well thank Gods! That twig was useless.

Chris: *throws a knife at him, that hits just beside his head* Watch it.

Angelo: *stands in front of Lucifer narrowing his eyes* Christopher.

Chris: Right right. Behave. *puts his arms up in surrender* I apologize.

Lucifer: *grits his teeth before huffing at Angelo with a bit of a pout* Can't you get him to leave? He sucks. I hate him.

Chris: Well I hate you more.

Lucifer: Well- fuck you I'm keeping your stupid scuffed knife!

. Chris is now my fav baby that I will talk about