Faz: Do you wanna be top or bottom?

Jamey: Top.

Faz: ... But I wanna be top.

Jamey: Then why did you ask?

Faz: *whines* Because I thought you were gonna be a sweetheart and tell me to choose!

Jamey: Well I called top, so I'm top.

Faz: .. But-

Jamey: I'm top.

Faz: .. Fine! You've convinced me.