Max: *absolutely adoring Jerry as he follows him around like a lovesick puppy at the store*

Jerry: *hums happily while getting food*

Some guy: Hey there gorgeous~ Come here often?

Jerry: *looks at him and smiles* Yep. I come here to get my groceries.

Some guy: Oh really? So do I. Something we've got in common..

Max: *watching them jealously before grabbing Jerry's hand* Let's go.

Some guy: And who's this? *looks at Max disapprovingly before looking back at Jerry*

Max: *growls* I'm his husband. *punches him in the face as hard as he can hearing bones crush under the force of it*

Jerry: Max! *watches the guy drop to the floor*

Max: *glares at the guy* .. I should piss on him. Show everyone I dominated and humiliated him.

Jerry: Oh my god, no. *grabs his hand and starts dragging him away* Wait- is that why you do it to me?

Max: Yes. *beams and follows him wagging his tail smiling* I love you. I'm going to make you scream once we're in the car.

Jerry: *blushes* Max-

Max: You let someone touch you. You've got to be punished master, you understand. *nuzzles into him affectionately* I know you do.

Jerry: *pets him as he pays for the groceries* .. Fine. No peeing though.

Max: *hums happily* I'm going to piss all over you and you're going to sit there and take it.

Jerry: *gets flustered* Apparently

Max: Good boy! *licks his neck and takes most of the bags*

Max gets lowkey very very mad when people he doesn't know touches Jerry.