Lucifer: *growls at Honey lowly* I'm walking Damien down the isle.

Honey: Hey man, I'm just following orders. So if my little dude wants me to walk him-

Lucifer: Little dude?!

Honey: Yeah man. He's my little dude.

Lucifer: He came out of my fucking balls "man" so stay the fuck in your lane! *grumbles* Little dude? He's my son!

Jamey: Oh my fuck, dad. Calm the fuck down. You were never like this with me.

Lucifer: Because no bitches tried to steal you from me and claim you as their son when your my son!!

Damien: *loving every bit of attention he's getting like the whore he is* Aww~

Crack my boys, not necessary canon I just thought it would be funny