Jamey: Stop being mean to my pup! *smacks Max's butt*

Max: *yelps and whines unhappily* I'm telling master! *storms off to Jerry*

Faz: *buries his face into Jamey's chest whining submissively* Master..

Jamey: I know baby, mean old Maxi kept trying to dominate my poor little pup. *pets his hair*

Max: *plops himself down in Jerry's lap* Jamey smacked my ass!

Jerry: What did you do? *hugs him*

Max: *wags his tail* Nothing... *licks his neck*

Jerry: *rolls his eyes* Mmhmm.

Max is a bully