Link: So basically what I'm trying to say here is.. I'm ready. *grabs Mason's hands* I'm ready for kids.

Mason: *literally the biggest bitch face ever* You're literally twelve and ew. *Pulls his hands away*

Link: Don't be like that!

Mason: *pulls a face* Dad. Come get your gross little nephew.

Gage: Be nice Mason! *smacks his arm*

Mason: *grumbles* He's fucking weird.

Link: *blows a kiss at him*

Link takes a special kind of pleasure in making others uncomfortable.