Faz: *cooking dinner*

Max: *watching him*

Faz: *gets annoyed* What?

Max: Do you ever get tired of being at home all day? Alone?

Faz: *looks at him* I'm honestly gonna make Jamey put a baby in me when he gets home so I'm not alone so fuck you. *goes back to cooking* 

Max: Dramatic much.

Faz: *shrugs* You call it dramatic, I call it spitting straight facts bitch.

Max: The mouth on you. You cuss like a sailor.

Fazzy wants a baby uwu
He only cusses at Max because he gets on his nerves.