Lucifer: Excuse me, what do you think you are doing?

Damien: *huffs a bit while eating a bagel* Working. *kicks a demon back into the torture pit*

Lucifer: You. Are. Pregnant. You shouldn't even be here!

Damien: You know what dad?! I'm not even pregnant! I'm fucking fat so just get off my back!- Jake?

Jake: *waves from behind Lucifer*

Lucifer: *growls a bit* His stupid job is to make sure nothing happens to you.

Damien: I don't need a bodyguard!! *getting riled up*

Lucifer: I don't care!! You're pregnant!!

Damien: *starts crying* No I'm not!!