John: *completely exhausted as he lays on the bed* Shit..

Felix: *smiles and runs his fingers down his chest purring*

John: *whimpers a bit* Come on babe! We've been going at it like rabbits! How are you still horny?!

Felix: I love you~ That's why~ *gets on top of him kissing him hard*

John: *kissing back whining softly*

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John: He's being scary horny and possessive.

Jamey: Maybe he's going into.. His.. Demi.. God moods?

John: What?

Jamey: I don't know! Ask him about it!

John: No! I was just wondering if you knew what it was!

Jamey: Obviously not-

Felix: *walks up to them humming and grabs John possessively by his crotch* I made you a sandwich. *gives it to him and kisses his cheek squeezing him* I love you daddy. *walks away after slapping his ass*

John: *jolts blushing*

Jamey: It's because he's a demon too.

John: What.

Jamey: He's a demon. His horns are attached to his head and his markings are gone.

John: *stares at his sandwich and sighs taking a bite out of it* muffled: He's such a little shit.

I'm so tempted to make it canon but lowkey love my evil little demi-god but he can also be an evil little demon too though uwu