Max: *squished up against Coal and the couch pouting* He's gonna lay eggs in my brain.

Coal: He didn't say that. He said he was gonna eat cha. *yawns while

Max: I don't wanna be eaten!

Coal: Too bad. If you keep being annoying I'll hand you right over.

Max: *sulks and hugs him more*

~meanwhile~

Jerry: I only said I wanted to eat him and now he hides behind Coal when I'm eating. *munching on some tacos* I'm eating his favourite too!

Faz: Just bite him, that's what I do to Jamey.

Jerry: I do bite him! And then he cries until I give him kisses because "biting isn't love if you say your gonna eat me"

Faz: Gosh he's so dramatic. Jamey would totally let me eat him.

Jerry: *pouts* I know. Unfair.

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Idk I'm really tired, I was gonna write Max being lovely on Jerry but My eyes are r3qllu tired