Faz: Jamey is my bitch.

Una: Ah yes. I can see that with the way you dance around each other in a fury of lust. *shuffling uno cards*

Roxy: I can't. Jamey totally owns your ass.

Faz: Wrong! He does whatever I want!

Roxy: I don't believe that.

Faz: What? Why? *pouts*

Una: .. Maybe it's the dynamic that you display? I can definitely see the other types of potential dynamics between the two of you-

Faz: ... He's just my little bitch now, coz I got a massive dick.

Jamey: Stop lying to your friends. *leaning over him from behind the couch*

Faz: *looks up at him and smiles* Im not. *hugs his neck and pulls him down into a kiss*

Jamey: *kisses back happily,cupping his face gently*

Una: Yeah slobber in each others mouth, that's the way.

Jamey: *pulls away and looks at her* What is the matter with you?

Una+Roxy: Lots of things. Jinx! Jinx again!