Angelo: *gasps and hisses unhappily* He's got a tinder!

Lucifer: Who has?

Angelo: Christopher! *shows him unhappily*

Lucifer: *reads his profile* Father of 3, loves nature, *mumbles the rest out* ...

Angelo: *stares at the profile in distaste and swipes right* He better swipe back.

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Alex: Oh! You matched with Angelo! I didn't know he had tinder- isn't he married?

Chris: *red in the face* What? *grabs the phone and stares at it, getting a bit upset* Why does he have tinder?

Alex: Not sure! Maybe they wanna bang you. *grins teasingly*

Chris: ... Well now what?

Alex: You can message him or he messages you-

*phone noise*

Alex: Oh! What'd he say? *tries to look*

Chris: *hides his phone while reading it, scolding a bit with a blush* Fucking perverts. You can't see it baby, it's.. too inappropriate.

Alex: Dad it's fine-

Chris: *makes the phone disappear* Nope. Not seeing it. *kisses his forehead while getting up* It's time for bed anyway, you have school.

Alex: *rolls his eyes fondly* You're gonna go jerk your sausage but okay. *gets up*

Chris: *goes red* Alexander!

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They sent pictures of them fucking with the message: Come join us 😘