Max: You know my dad probably won't actually let any humans into the forest still right? And that extending your kingdom into his forest is just going to end in bloodshed.

Lucifer: *stares at him in disbelief and groans pulling his hair* Why wouldn't you say that before you married my son?!

Max: *shrugs* Coz I liked him.

Lucifer: *slams his fist against the table and groans in annoyance*

Jerry: *laughs nervously and gently squeezes Max's hand under the table, gesturing for them to leave* Uh.. Max and I are going to the gardens father. *gets up with a smile and pulls Max with him out the dining hall*

Jamey: Smooth. *flicking his food around* Angelo's not going to be pleased you had that conversation with the Forest King's son.

Lucifer: Angelo won't be pleased to know you're fooling around with the Forest King's youngest son when youre getting married to Jinx next week. *gives him a sour look*

Jamey: You organised that without my permission!

Lucifer: You seemed to have a thing for him- I was doing you a favour!

Jamey: You were just extending your fucking kingdom! Don't pretend you care about any of us! *gets up from the table and leaves the room angrily*

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