Felix: For your information, I'm not a slut. No matter what anyone tells you!

Una: *nods their head* Right.

Felix: Especially that whore. *points at Jamey* He's a fucking dick. Evil devil spawn.

Jamey: *flips him off while drinking his coffee*

Una: *looks at Jamey then back at Felix* Right..? Why is this the topic of conversation at the moment?

Felix: Oh! Because I just wanted to say that if you and John had sex it would be really hot. 

Una: Oh! *clasps their hands together a bit flustered* Interesting opinion there.

John: *looks over at them with a slightly unsettling stare* Felix, honey. Can you come here for a moment?

Felix: *looks over at John* .. Sure. *grabs Una's sweater and drags them over too*

John: *deadpans* Without Una.

Felix: But I need my guardian angel.

Jamey: *rolls his eyes*

Felix: Shut the hell up Jamey.

Jamey: I didn't say anything!

John: Felix.

Felix: *lets Una's sweater go and ducks their head while slowly shimmering over* Yes?

John: *pulls them into his lap and shoves his head into his neck* Time out.

Felix: Fuck. *pouts a bit while sinking into his lap comfortably*

John: *looks over at Una with a smile* Sorry Una, I'm sure Roxy and Faz and nearly back from their pizza run.

Una: *nods* I think you may be correct. *looks over at the door*

Faz: *opens the door holding drinks* We're back! We got p-p-pizza!

Roxy: Yeah we did! *holding all the boxes* and drinks! Where is everyone?

Jamey: *amused* Nat and Mike took Shadow and Michael Jr to the park and I'm pretty sure Tyler is hanging out with Ester.

John: *squints at him* Don't keep tabs on my partners.

Roxy: Yeah! Don't keep tabs on our partners. Bitch.