Faz: Oh! I use to have those kind of shirts too!

Jamey: *laughs nervously and grabs them, stuffing them in his hamper* That's crazy!

Faz: *beams while looking around his room* Yeah! Though I'm surprised you have the same kind, they look a bit different to your style.

Jamey: They're Jerry's! My dad gets confused with the clothes and who they belong to.

Faz: *raises an eyebrow at him* Really?

Jamey: Mmhmm. *leads him to the bed* Wanna watch a movie?

Faz: *nods eagerly and gets on the bed, flashing him a big smile* Sure!

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Max: Why'd you give him that goddamn shirt? It's all he wears and he smells it like a total weirdo.

Faz: *wearing Jamey's shirt with his nose buried in it, watching tv*

Alex: Oh don't act like you don't rub yourself all over Jerry to mix your scents.

Max: *goes pink* I do not!

Alex: Mmhmm. Whatever pup. *gets off the couch* I'm gonna hang with dad outside, Kay?

Faz+Max: *nods* Kay

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Chris: *standing at the front door protectively* Why the hell are you here?

Lucifer: *grunts* Right. *rolls his eyes* I'm the father of the two boys your sons date.

Chris: And?

Angelo: Chrissy! We haven't seen you in forever! *beams* How have you been handsome?

Chris: *stares at him and sighs* Why are you two here?

Lucifer: *deadpans* Angelo's idea.

Chris: Figured.

Lucifer: *growls a bit and looks away*

Angelo: We just wanted to drop in and say hello since we're dropping the boys off!

Jerry: *peaks out from behind Lucifer* Hi Mr. Wilde.

Jamey: *waves awkwardly*

Chris: *immediately feels bad and relaxes his posture* Oh I'm so sorry boys! Come on in! I'm pretty sure Faz is in his room and Max should be out of the shower by now.  *smiles at them*

Jerry: *beams* It's okay Mr. Wilde! *goes inside all giddy* Bye dad! Bye Pa!

Angelo: Bye sweetie! Have fun!

Jamey: Later. *walks in*

Chris: *gives Angelo and Lucifer a deathstare* You could of dropped those angels off and then left. *shuts the door in their faces*

Angelo: *smiles and looks at Lucifer* I think he misses us.

Lucifer: *rolls his eyes fondly* Yeah right. He'd rather throw us in a bag and kick us down a flight of stairs.

Angelo: No! I mean yes but also no! He'd kiss us afterwards for sure.

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I'm imagining some drama from Lucifer becoming mayor- like something to do with expanding the city/town and Chris gets pissed because his forest practically surrounds the place [i don't think they would expand it but it's up for debate atm]

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Alex: I'm going to punch you in the throat.

Brody: What? Why? *pouts*

Alex: *growls at him warningly*

Brody: *sighs and takes his hand off his ass* It looks so biteable.

Alex: Exactly why you ain't touching it! It fuckin hurts when yer teeth are in my skin!

Brody: Nah. Not even.

Alex: *stares at him*

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Felix: *hums softly while leaning over Ty, kissing John's lips gently* You better be nice to our baby or I'll squeeze your balls till every last drop of cum is in him.

John: *confused but turned on* .. Okay?

Felix: *beams and kisses his cheek*

Tyler: *rubs his arm while watching them* I'm scared. What if it hurts?

Felix: I just shoved that horse dildo up you babe, it's bigger then Johnny.

Tyler: Oh! *relaxes and climbs on top of John shyly*

Felix: Jee you're acting like such a virgin.

John: Feli. *gives them a stern look*

Tyler: *grumbles and mumbles under his breath* Fucked more people than both of you.

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Okay sleep time now