Faz: *laying on jameys chest, sleepy and yawns*

Jamey: *sips some of his wine absolutely smashed* Aw m-my little muffin~

Faz: *looks at him tiredly* Mm?

Jamey: I luv youuuu~ *gives him a drunk kiss*

Faz: *wags his tail happily and hides his face in his neck, rumbling happily*

Jamey: *laughs and holds him close, drinking more* My love~

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Max: *passed out on the kitchen floor*

Jerry: *flicks the light on yawning and pauses when he sees him* .. Man. When did you get out of bed? *wraps his tentacles around him*

Max: *slurrs* Snacks. *curls into the tentacles and starts half heartedly chewing on one*

Jerry: *giggles a bit and brings him closer, going over to the fridge to get them both water* Silly.

Max: *cooes softly and falls asleep again*

Jerry: *walks back to bed and grabs some painkillers for the morning, tucking Max in with his tentacles*

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Felix: *tilts his head with a grin* Come on baby, we've only had 7 shots.

John: *slurrs* Y-you're cheating! Y-yer both fused. *leaning against the wall*

Felix: *takes another shot and kisses him happily*

John: *drinks it while pulling him closer, cupping his face* Mm~

Felix: *goes a bit pink while feeling up his chest*

Ester: *walks in and looks at the mess before walking out with a sigh*

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Angelo: Just try it. *pouting*

Chris: It's bad for you. *pushing the alcohol away*

Lucifer: You literally drink coffee-

Chris: I tried it a few times but I prefer tea actually. *crosses his arms*

Lucifer: *rolls his eyes* So?

Chris: Alcohol is bad for you.

Angelo: So? We're demon's.

Lucifer: Well- you are. I'm Satan.

Chris: Okay? My point still stands.

Angelo: *takes a shot*

Chris: *hisses* Angelo!

Lucifer: *takes a swig of the bottle*

Chris: *starts rattling and tries to stop it* You're both annoying. *gets up* I'm going home, have fun drinking.

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Drunk things