Max: *pouting* I just don't think this is fair at all.

Chris: *arms crosses* Apologize.

Max: *huffs a little and rolls his eyes* I'm sorry, step-daddy. *looks at Lucifer with a blank face*

Lucifer: Don't call me that.

Max: Daddy-in-law.

Lucifer: Not that either. Just Lucifer or Satan. Or ruler of the underworld

Max: Daddy Satan.

Chris: *hisses a little* Maximilian.

Max: *pouts* Ugh, fine! Sorry.

Chris: *relaxes a bit* Good boy.

Max: *stops pouting with a grin and wags his tail, shoving his face in Chris's chest, hugging him tight*

Chris: *hugs him back* Aw my baby~ *pets him*

Lucifer: *rolls his eyes*

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Angelo: *sitting in Chris's lap* Let me have your soul.

Lucifer: Why do you get it? Let me have it.

Chris: *rolls his eyes* No.

Angelo: *pouts* Why not!

Chris: Because it's mine.

Lucifer: Lame excuse. Once we're married, we have to share everything.

Chris: Interesting.

Angelo: *hugs him tighter* Yeah! *gives him kisses*

~~~~~~~~~

Max: So Dawn, what do we say to Papa?

Dawn: You fuck!

Max: Exactly.

Dawn: What does you fuck mean?

Max: It means you're the best.

Dawn: *gasps* Oh!

~later~

Dawn: You fuck. *smiles up at Angelo*

Angelo: *looks at her with a tilt of his head* What?

Dawn: You fuck! *grins*

Angelo: *laughs a bit and picks her up* Who taught you that?

Dawn: I just know it!

Angelo: Wanna show daddy and Papa?

Dawn: Yes!

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