Felix: *plops down on the couch and slides over a contract* Can you sign this please?

John: *grabs it* What is it?

Felix: A contract saying that you do not and can never owe me anything if I spend money on you with my own free will. *beams* Means I can spend money on you and you don't gotta worry about anything. I'm doing it because I want to.

John: *tears up a bit* Babe. I can't sign this.

Felix: Please? For me? *gives him a pen* I need you to do this for me, I want you to feel safe in our relationship. I don't want you thinking you owe me anything just because we're together.

John: What about sex?

Felix: I was only kidding! But duh we can still have sex. *rolls his eyes and leans into him* Come on please? Plus we have to go get Ty from his piano lessons soon so you have to sign it.

John: *stares at the paper and shakingly signs it*

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Felix just trying to be a good partner and you know what? Ima he/they him