Faz: *sitting on the couch* I don't like this game.

Chris: *staring at the tv in confusion* What game is it?

Faz: Minecraft.

Chris: Why does it look like that?

Faz: Because it's a sandbox game, da. *sighs* And I keep dying.

Chris: Then why play it? It's not safe! *turns the tv off*

Faz: *looks at him*

Chris: You shall not hurt my child! *throws the remote at the tv*

I'm tired man