Chris: Bark puppy.

Lucifer: *arms crossed while kneeling on the floor with a pink dog tail butt plug and puppy ears* You're such a dick.

Chris: *sitting on the bed with a grin on his face* Puppy's don't speak, they bark or woof. Can you woof?

Lucifer: *glares at him*

Angelo: *kneeling next to him* Woof woof!

Chris: Aww! Such a good puppy. *pats his head*

Lucifer: Woof woof bitch. Fuck me now?

Chris: Nah. *stands up and stretches*

Lucifer: Hahah! You're so funny. *stands up too* I did not wear this for the past 2 hours, doing tricks and shit for you to not fuck me!

Angelo: Yeah! What the hell?!

Chris: I'm going to get you some treats, calm down. Do my puppies want some appie slices? Yes they do! Yes they do~

Angelo: *whines* We don't want treats! We want your dick!

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Chris thinks he's very funny sometimes.