Faz: I could honestly deck you. *glaring at Max while picking up Chris*

Chris: *tucks himself into him, chittering happily*

Max: *laughs nervously and beams at him* He loved it though!

Faz: *chuffs angrily at him and starts walking back to the woods*

Chris: Papa! I had so much fun. *giggles happily*

Alex: *peeks out from behind him* He's so grumpy.

Max: .. I'm telling him it was your idea, he'll be more nice to you. *looks at him*

Alex: No way! He'll give me his disappointed look.

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Faz: *following Chris into the woods* You better not have killed another human- *stares at the campsite in shock* ..

Chris: *looks at him with teary eyes* I don't want it! *pulls on Faz's hand* Get rid of it papa.

Faz: *rubs his neck and crouches down* Can you go back to Maxi and Al? I'll get rid of it.

Chris: *hugs him* Thank you! It's ruinin my forest!

Faz: I know sweetie. I'll get rid of it. *shoos him* Go back the secret way. Okay?

Chris: Okay! *runs off back to the house*

Faz: *watches him go and stands up, stretching before starting to take apart the campsite*

~later~

Faz: *opens the door covered in blood, a sour look on his face*

Alex: Ooh. Yuck. *goes back to looking at his phone*

Chris: *asleep on his chest*

Max: What happened?

Faz: Fucking hunters. *sighs and walks in holding his side* .. Can you get the first aid kit?

Max: You got shot? *laughs and gets up* Fuck you are getting old. *walks off to grab the first aid kit*

Faz: Shut the fuck up.

Alex: Ah. Language. *looks up* You should shower or something.

Faz: *deadpans* I'm currently bleeding out. I'd rather fix that before I pass out.

Alex: Sassy. Don't worry, we won't leave you on the floor if you do pass out.

Faz: *rolls his eyes and sits on a kitchen chair, grunting*

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