Max: Are you still mad at me?

Coal: Yes but if you give me a bj I'll forgive you.

Max: *squints at him* Fine.

Coal: Great. *lays back happily* You also have to fuck the shit out of Jerry too.

Max: Would've done that anyway. *gets between his legs*

Jerry: *cuffed to the bed with a gag in his mouth* Mm. *kicks them both unhappily*

Coal: Hey! I'll shove that weird egg thing in your ass again if you keep up the attitude!

Max: Yeah bitch! Behave!

Coal: Don't call him a bitch.

Max: Fine. You're a bitch.

Coal: *growls*

Max: Wait I'm sorry- *gets yanked forward by his hair*

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Max: I just feel like I'm getting really bitched out lately.

Jamey: Maybe don't be an asshole then people won't have to put you in your place.

Max: You're an asshole.

Jamey: *stares at him*

Max: *covers his mouth* It slipped. I'm sorry.

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Max: Alright my love, let me romance the hell out of you~

Jerry: *giggles and nods his head* Okay~

Max: *clears his throat* Im gonna rock your world baby, but you have to promise to be a good kitty alright?

Jerry: *blushes a little and raises an eyebrow* Yeah? Alright.

Max: *beams and gives him a present*

Jerry: *takes it carefully and opens it* ... *looks up at him*

Max: *all giddy* Do you like it?

Jerry: *takes out the cat ears, collar, leash, mittens and panties* .. I love it! I'll be your kitty~

Coal: *pokes his head in the door* I wanna join!

Max: Fine but you have to be my kitten too- I'm the master alright?

Coal: .. Fine. *walks in*

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