This is just a slightly different au where Angelo is a fa3'e/fairy, Lucifer is the king of the fae/fairies and has brought land and Chris is a human that gets stuck in the middle of it.

Chris: I just don't think this.. *gestures between them* Is going to work.

Angelo: *deadpans* Yes it will. *leans into his space possessively* We brought your land, we own you and everything else here.

Chris: Ah. *leans back nervously* I see. I just don't believe that's how that works, you see I haven't sold my land so I'm not sure how you brought it.

Lucifer: It was being sold so I simply brought it. *looks at him unimpressed* We can discuss this more at the palace if you would like.

Chris: *starts backing away* i.. I can't leave. I have my family.

Angelo: *hisses* A family?

Chris: *gets nervous* Yes. Three boys, they need me.

Lucifer: You're a caregiver. *takes a few steps towards him* We need a caregiver in the palace. We have children as well.

Angelo: He's perfect Lucy~ *grins*

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They steal him and the kids