John: You promised me that we would talk about our problems. Remember?

Felix: We don't have any problems! D-do we? *looks at him nervously*

John: Babe, your problems are our problems. What's wrong?

Felix: I don't want you to leave me! I've been a bad husband, I'm not loyal and I make you upset! *avoids looking at him*

John: You're not a bad husband.

Felix: I am-

John: Don't you dare agrue with me. You've been acting silly and I'm over it. Get your shit together, I'm not leaving you and your sure as hell not leaving me either.

Felix: Oh thank god. *hugs him tightly and nuzzles him* I'm sorry.

John: *picks him up* It's fine babe. I love you no matter what and you are loyal. Sure, your touchy or whatever but you always ask me first which is something I really appreciate.

Felix: *nods quietly and nuzzles him*